Get a Malaysian Escort (read: sex) by tweeting. Oh really?

Monday, April 23rd, 2012

Third most popular link at The Star Online today is this: “Tweeting for sex in KL“. Wah say, this I gotta read!

Unfortunately the article was cut short in an attempt for them to make me buy the actual newspaper. Never mind, I’ll just take it off someone who has it. But the curiosity in me didn’t died out from such a potong stim (anticlimax) article. Instead I went to investigate briefly on this via the wonderful world that is called ‘Google’.

I typed ‘Twitter Malaysian Escort’ and viola!

Now it could be different from what The Star writer found, but nonetheless I randomly clicked on Malaysia Escort (@myescortkl) on Twitter.

And the profile to the Twitter account:

Loneliness can creep into your relationships and your life in general. Surviving loneliness is not the easiest thing to do. It can take a toll on the strongest.

Hmmm I can so relate to that…

Nothing on their tweets said anything about ‘ordering’ straight from Twitter. And the account itself seemed dead. So I went on to click on a YouTube link which @myescortkl ‘tweeted’. And then…

WAH LAO EHH!!!!!!!!……….

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…..HER ENGLISH DAMMMN GOODD WEIII!!!!!

Now, according to the website, 1 hour for a local Malaysian escort is between RM200-RM400, while it’s RM180 an hour for the China and South-East Asian escorts. If you want the Scarlett Johansson type there’s the VIP Model Girls at a hefty* (if counting my current salary la…) RM450 an hour. Some more you gotta be like a Gold/Platinum member for that.

Not sure why you should be spending such amount of money for something like this. Not in Malaysia at least. But hey, when men (or women) get lonely and lost their self-control….

 

*In no circumstances that I am endorsing the use of escorts; however it is your choice to decide to contact a callgirl or not. It's not legal, and certainly not right if you're married or in a relationship.
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